badbatz: Let’s all play with the little fuzzy ducklings, little fuzzy ducklings, little fuzzy ducklings. Let’s all play with the little fuzzy ducklings, until we’re exposed to Salmonella. Let’s all incubate the Salmonella, Salmonella, Salmonella. Let’s all incubate the Salmonella, until we get diarrhea. Let’s all have persistent diarrhea, persistent diarrhea, persistent diarrhea. Let’s all have persistent diarrhea, until we’re hospitalized for dehydration. Let’s all get an iv drip, an iv drip, an iv drip. Let’s all get an iv drip, until we also need antibiotics. Let’s all take antibiotics, antibiotics, antibiotics. Let’s all take antibiotics, until we find out the strain is resistant. Let’s all barely get better, barely get better, barely get better. Let’s all barely get better, until a little while later when we come down with abdominal pain and alternating bouts of diarrhea and constipation consistent with irritable bowel syndrome and painful reactive arthritis in all our lower joints and also have bone spurs and burning urination and spend years and years in agonizing misery wishing we had never touched those fucking fuzzy ducklings. I’m writing a children’s book. (source)

badbatz:

Let’s all play with the little fuzzy ducklings, little fuzzy ducklings, little fuzzy ducklings.
Let’s all play with the little fuzzy ducklings, until we’re exposed to Salmonella.

Let’s all incubate the Salmonella, Salmonella, Salmonella.
Let’s all incubate the Salmonella, until we get diarrhea.

Let’s all have persistent diarrhea, persistent diarrhea, persistent diarrhea.
Let’s all have persistent diarrhea, until we’re hospitalized for dehydration.

Let’s all get an iv drip, an iv drip, an iv drip.
Let’s all get an iv drip, until we also need antibiotics.

Let’s all take antibiotics, antibiotics, antibiotics.
Let’s all take antibiotics, until we find out the strain is resistant.

Let’s all barely get better, barely get better, barely get better.
Let’s all barely get better, until a little while later when we come down with abdominal pain and alternating bouts of diarrhea and constipation consistent with irritable bowel syndrome and painful reactive arthritis in all our lower joints and also have bone spurs and burning urination and spend years and years in agonizing misery wishing we had never touched those fucking fuzzy ducklings.

I’m writing a children’s book.

(source)

Source: vintagechildrensbooksmykidloves.com

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