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Totally not based on real life. At all. Not a bit.
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“Piracy is robbery with violence, often segueing into murder, rape and kidnapping. It is one of the most frightening crimes in the world. Using the same term to describe a twelve-year-old swapping music with friends, even thousands of songs, is evidence of a loss of perspective so astounding that it invites and deserves the derision it receives.” — The Blind Giant (via theblindgiant)
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(via Vintage ads from the American Meat Institute - Holy Kaw!, via emmaemail)
Let’s be safe out there this weekend, people.
Look at that! Someone left some pre-wrapped recycling on my porch.
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HOW SIRI INTERPRETS IT WHEN I SAY “REMIND ME TO PUT THE GAZPACHO ON ICE IN AN HOUR”…
Put tickets botulinum
” —One Foot Tsunami: Over-Promise and Under-Deliver
via danielpunkass
Hmmm. If the Gazpacho is not put on ice, this might eventually result in botulism. Maybe Siri is smarter than we thought.
(via Chicks Rule?)