“ Hardware Store Employee: No, no, you just pay at the register.”
Felicia ‘Snoop’ Pearson: Nah, man, you go ahead and handle that for me, man. And keep the rest for your time.
Hardware Store Employee: This is $800.
Felicia ‘Snoop’ Pearson: So what, man? You earned that buck like a motherfucker, man. Keep that shit.
Bathroom issues? Sounds like food poisoning to me.
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Either my grocery deliverer couldn’t find my toilet paper or she’s suffering a series of massive strokes.